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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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