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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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