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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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