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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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