Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.