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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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