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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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