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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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