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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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