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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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