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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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