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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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