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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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