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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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