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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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