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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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