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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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