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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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