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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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