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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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