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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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