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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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