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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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