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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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