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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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