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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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