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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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