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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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