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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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