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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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