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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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