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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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