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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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