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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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