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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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