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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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