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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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