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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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