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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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