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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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