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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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