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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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