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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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