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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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