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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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