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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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