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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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