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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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