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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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