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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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