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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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