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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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