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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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