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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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