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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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