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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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