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Pet death
My
aunt
Virginia
had their beloved pet
parakeet 🦜
Buddy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
a crocodile 🐊
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
a lynx 😺
a cheetah 😺
a hippo 🦛
a warthog 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
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