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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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