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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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